Never mind that we don’t even know IF Gallamaxus sleeps, but we do know the terrifying Necroscourge monster never took a nap in the town of Shelbyville, Tennessee. Something from outer space crashed into its Calsonic Arena and stayed the night—it’s just not clear what it was!

The so-called Belcher on the Beach (Santa Monica, CA) is, in fact, the remains of a humpback whale that was mysteriously encased in steel and ceramic. (Note the Santa Monica Travel & Tourism website no longer lists Belcher on the Beach as a local attraction.)

A slowly rebuilding Chicago rightly boasts numerous historical sites from the initial invasion that launched the Monsterpocalypse. But we have to take the wind out of the Windy City’s sails when we dispute the accuracy of the enormous hole near the so-called corncob towers by the Dearborn Street Bridge as being “Ground Zero.” The plaque is there calling out the comet shard, but rumors are all that support the story of invaders from space starting here. (Try the Robert J. Quinn Fire Academy, DeKoven and Jefferson, for the site of the O’Leary house and barn instead!)

The “Toriton Sandoitchi” at Sushi Shari (Tokyo) is just a crab sandwich, folks. No Tritons were harmed in the making of that lunch special.

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London on the Cheapest Megabucks a Day: An Uber Corp International Guide

Much has changed in The Big Smoke since the beginning of the Monsterpocalypse, and Uber Corp International is ready to show you some of the greatest changes around! Their amazing pre-planned vacations are great for families both big and small, and include myriad options:

• Explore another world when you join London-based Blighty Knights Mining Rides to the SubTerran Empire through the new grand entrance on the grounds of Buckingham Palace! (Waivers required)
• Experience the thrill of battle—in the most advanced arcade in the world! Piccadilly Circus Ruins showcases all the latest Uber Corp cyber-activities, including the interactive VR experience “Rumble in the Chunnel”!
• Choose your piece of history! London Bridge has fallen down—but you can still walk the shores of the Thames and select your very own bit o’ bridge to take home! (Weight limitations apply. Planet Eater scraps are not eligible for acquisition. See brochure for details.)
• Enjoy the safety and security that only an Uber Corp International Bunker can give you when you stay each night in The Tube (formerly Kings Cross Station) worry free. But mind the gap—it’s three blocks wide! Thanks, Gorghadra!