It’s been over 24 hours since we hunkered down here at Privateer Press HQ. Micah’s B.O.A.R.D. security measures weren’t as effective as we had hoped they’d be, and now we’ve been overrun. Apparently, Micah used brain-flavored wood. That’s how you get zombies.

The zombies already got Micah, DC, and Will. I gotta tell you, it’s difficult to work when a bunch of your co-workers are groaning loudly and muttering about brains. And don’t mind that little bite mark on my arm. I…fell down the stairs.

We’ve been working on a two-pronged plan to stave off the zombie invasion. First, a peace offering. We present the zombies with some new goodies that are sure to appeal to their vanity. And I’m not just talking about Zombies Keep Out which, as it turns out, is a veritable simulator of our own zombie defense struggles. I’m also talking about Forces of HORDES: Zombies. Forces of HORDES: Zombies and its staggering array of four models! What zombie wouldn’t be moved by such a grand and generous gesture?

But then again, it’s entirely possible that zombies can’t be reasoned with. The second prong of our plan, on advice from the bodgers, is to scrounge around the office for whatever we can find to build some anti-zombie weaponry. It’s not easy, though. If you have any ideas for combining common office supplies into zombie-repelling contraptions, be sure to let us know!